Maioush

For god’s sake everything in my body is getting bigger, my belly is bigger, even my foot is bigger ya ALLAH! Everything except my #$%&@ bladder is getting smaller!!!!!

I think this is what my baby is doing to me, LOL!

• Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.
• There would be a cure for stretch marks.
• Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
• Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
• All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
• Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
• Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
• They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
• Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
• Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
• Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
• They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
• Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

People talk on the phone while PEEING!!!!  As my visits to the bathroom has tripled these day ( o lessa el Khair la oddam) I’ve noticed some weird people keeps on walking to bathroom and keep on talking while peeing, HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO… can ‘t you just hang up the freaking phone for few moments till you’re done with your “business” and call that person back???

Maybe I’m just really bad at taking criticism?

I don’t know, another thing that annoys me are feminists. They obviously don’t understand that the whole reason why this movement started was because women weren’t treated EQUALLY. This does not translate to women being treated BETTER. Realistically, if this whole equality of the sexes should occur, obviously there must be some considerations as to the areas that different sexes are stronger in. That noted, it really shouldn’t be hard for women to integrate themselves within the work force. You’ve just got to be expected to be treated equally. EQUALLY.

You can’t expect to bat your eyelids and get better treatment than everyone else. Of course I understand the benefits of doing so, but if people aren’t willing to give you that extra little bit, you shouldn’t expect it then. Plus they tend to have these massive hissy fits when not treated better as well, blah.

Seriously… WHATEVER!!

This song makes me cry when i listen to it now, I hate being away, why do people leave??? why do they manage to live away from the people they love and need? the people who would do anything to make sure we are happy, I miss my mom, my dad, my brothers, i just can’t take it any more, what’s wrong with being int he same place they are???

استحلفكم بالله أن تدعو له بالشفاء و كشف السوء
استحلفكم بالله أن كنتم تعلمون مسلماً مستجاب الدعاء أن يدعو له

لا إله الا الله الحليم الكريم .. لا اله الا الله العلي العظيم

لا إله الا الله رب السماوات السبع و رب العرش العظيم

لا إله إلا الله وحده لا شريك له

له الملك .. و له الحمد و هو على كل شيء قدير

الحمد لله الذي لا إله إلا هو .. و هو للحمد أهل .. و هو على كل شيء قدير

و سبحان الله .. و لا إله إلا الله .. و الله أكبر .. و لا حول و لا قوة إلا بالله

إلهي

أذهب البأس رب الناس ، اشف و أنت الشافي ، لا شفاء إلا شفاؤك ، شفاءً لا يغادر سقماً

إلهي

أذهب البأس رب الناس ، بيدك الشفاء ، لا كاشف له إلا أنت .. يارب العالمين آمين

إلهي

إني أسألك من عظيم لطفك وكرمك و سترك الجميل أن تشفيه و تمده بالصحة و العافية

إلهي

لا ملجأ و لا منجا منك إلا إليك .. إنك على كل شيء قدير

اللهم اشفه شفاء ليس بعده سقما ابدا..اللهم خذ بيده اللهم احرسه بعينيك التى لا تنام

و اكفه بركنك الذى لا يرام و احفظه بعزك الذى لا يُضام .و اكلأه فى الليل و فى النهار

و ارحمه بقدرتك عليه ّ.أنت ثقته و رجائه يا كاشف الهم . يا مُفرج الكرب يا مُجيب دعوة

المُضطرين .اللهم البسه ثوب الصحة والعافية عاجلا غير اجلا ياأرحم الراحمين

اللهم اشفه اللهم اشفه اللهم اشفه..اللهم امين

Try all day sickness, 24 hours sickness, not able to eat a thing sickness, waking up in the middle of the night to throw up sickness, almost sleep in the bathroom sickness, not able to work sickness….. Whatever you want.

 I was really hoping for an easy pregnancy, this is anything but easy, I found out that my waist is about to disappear, almost there, to be honest I don’t give a shit on how I look these days, I just want to be able to  function normally, eat ya Allah, I miss eating, I miss seeing a plate of tabeekh, what’s even more crazy is that just by mentioning food I feel like throwing up, but I’m hungry at the same time!!!!!!!!!! DOES THAT MAKE SENSE????

Everybody keeps on saying that all this will go away after the third month is over, which means 4 more weeks, we’ll seeeeeeeeeee!!

Beddi MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, akh 3ala tanjaret dawali o koosa halla2!!! :(

all food go to my stomach, but chocolate goes to my heart! it doesn’t make me fat, it just makes me happy :)

I have one thing to say about this… SHOCKING, I couldn’t believe it, I don’t know what to say!! is this really true??

Embedding disabled by request, below is the link to the video I’m talking about, please watch it till the end!!

Watch **Honour Killings – Jordan**

When people used to be normal, they are who they are, no hiding behind other names, lives , or identities…

When was the normal way to know someone when you meet them somewhere, and know their real names, when lies weren’t as huge as they are now, you might lie about who you are maybe for a little while and lie to the people you REALLY don’t care about, and chances are, you will never meet them again.

Now, lies became something they actually practice every single day of their life, and I’m surprised if I find out later that it’s the biggest part of their life, everything else doesn’t matter, do you know he saying “kazab el kezbeh o sada2ha”?? they are willing to burn everything in their real life to life their lie, with people they don’t even know who that person is.

I miss the days when people used to me simpler, if I like you. I’ll talk to you, if not; you are out of my life.

Now, people act as if they adore you, but they truly hat everything about you, and call it “wajebat ejtem3eyeh”

LOL! Allah yer7am!!!