Maioush

Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.
There would be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
They wouldn’t think twins [...]

I had to post this guys, I mean seriously.. I have to share the laugh
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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A guy was telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious argument the night before.“But it ended,” he said, “when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees.”“What did she say?” asked the friend.The husband replied, “She said, ‘Come out from under that bed, you coward!’”

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. We can [...]

 I heard this story long long time ago, and for some reason I remembered it tonight, well let me admit.. I can’t sleep and I need to write something funny, because my mind is going 1000mph and where else can I go but here

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d [...]

1. “Let’s take your car.” Really means…. “Mine is full of soda cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas.”
2. “It’s a guy thing.” Really means…. “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”
3. “Can I help with dinner?” Really means…. “Why isn’t [...]

1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.
2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.
3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
7. Men would be eager [...]

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
3. Men are very confident people. My brother is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates [...]

 LOL!! You keep complaining about them, you keep telling everybody that they suck, and you end up joining them?? Lah lah lah
Amman changed so many things in you Q, you are not the man we know any more, I’m disappointed sara7a!
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Listen man, I’m kidding mesh tsade2, my laptop went crazy and I [...]