Maioush

Kol 3am o ento b kair!

Last Saturday me and husbandy were invited to breakfast at one of our friends house, it was the first time I enjoy a gathering here, I don’t usually enjoy a gathering with a lot of people, there is always someone that says something stupid, but this time, they were all nice, no dabash included

We had a very good breakfast, Maioush “that’s her name too LOL” made us falafel, hummus, fool, fatteh, fatayer, and the gusts brought the desserts, it was all good Yummy

Now to the actual post, I asked the ladies where can find a place to have a haircut, BUT I  don’t want it to be over priced, easy right? Well.. guess again, lady #1 told me that she gets her hair done at this place where she pays $85* for it, lady #2 was like wow really… I got it done for much cheaper, I pay around $75*, lady# 3 started laughing so hard and told them they should go to the salon because she pays around $60*.

*NOTE: none of the prices includes tips.

Ya waradee, I used to cut my hair in LA for $25 and I thought that was expensive!!!! Why would I pay $100 for 15 minutes of work??? They are not going to use anything but a little brush and a scissor!!!

I was looking at their haircuts, I mean is it too special? NO, it was the same haircut you get in ANY salon in Amman for like $10 (WITH TIP)..  aaaaaah.. Allah yer7am ayamek ya wardeh!

We have a bit of laptops situation at home, when I first came to the house I threw away 3 crashed laptops, husbandy was using their parts to fix other laptops (in case something happens), husbandy is was the type who buys extra extra stuff for everything in case something happens “love you baby”

This is what we have right now!! Of course it didn’t help that I brought mine from my parents house, and I have to use the office laptop (I’m not gonna use my own to do their monkey job)

 My new laptop is Samer’s old laptop, latashto cuz it’s sooooo tiny LOL!

OH OH OH, and that little white thing in the middle, that’s Tara, she just jumped in there and started posing for me

Khalaaaas I’ve had it with some people, what part of me ignoring you don’t you get? Tayeb balash, what part of me telling you that I don’t want to talk to you don’t you get??

I just don’t get it, can people really be that “mlkal7een” I mean help me out here, when you tell someone that you really don’t like them, and just by hearing there voice you get 600 3afreet on you, having said that, you really don’t want to talk to them abadan, next thing you know, you see them around you like nothing happened, enno what kind of a “loo7 are you”?? Seriously.. The only thing I can think of is that “you don’t have any blood” as in “a 3endak dam”.

I’m not saying that just because I want to be mean, these people have caused enough trouble in my life in the past, thing that affected me for a long long time, and would love to forget about it, and just forget these people FOREVER!!!

You confront some of these people, you send hints to others, and you ignore others, bs mafi faydeh, elli ma 3endo dam ma ra7 y7es wala yefham, I’ve never been in this situation before, I really never said to anybody on earth that I hate them before, I never did, EVER, but some people actually got on my nerves to the point that o screamed it out loud in their face, because of what they did, yet they manage not to listen and continue to get on my nerves just by being around, and yes it’s that bad, them being round is the most annoying thing can ever happen to me!!!

Just get the hell out if my life .. and forever .. PLEASE!!!

Since I started this job, they told me I have to work Sundays, I take Friday off instead, and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, the day goes by SUPER SLOW, nobody is here except me and couple of guys from the lab.

I have to admit, I’m one of those who’d rather have a very busy day at work more that a slow day, because simply, the day goes by waaaaaaay faster, but this is like dying slowly, last Sunday I was about to sleep while setting, beside the fact that I annoyed the heck of Husbany by calling him ever 30 min complaining how bored I was, 7abeebi he is sooooooooo taweel bal.

back to my slow day. ::Sleepy::

I never knew that fall exists!!! You know how they used to tell us that there are 4 seasons, I never saw more than summer and winter really, but I tell you guys, this is for real, after all these years I saw fall LOL! What’s makes it more amazing, it’s right by my door, look at these pictures, it’s right by our house, that’s what we see when we open our eyes in the morning and look through tour lake view window, it’s just amazing  

the tree above this plant is RED!!! :D 

this is right by our window, isn’t it amazing!! 

 there is nothing like walking around in the morning with your cup of coffee around this area

lake view window

the front door tree

now after seeing all these amazing pictures let me tell you what I HATE about it, all these leaves end up in the house every time we step put, o kansi ya Mai!!! i sweep and vacuum almost twice a day cuz if I don’t people will think that I’m m3afneh :$

Kol fall o ento b 5ear

مبارح و لأول مرة بجرب قعدات “النسوان” و يا وردييي على إلي صار فيي، بعد ساعة من الوقت،مستوى الذكاء تاعي صار تحت الصفر من كثر ما سواليفهم فارطة وتافه

هادة يا سادة يا كرام رحت أسلم على وحده اجت من السفر، كانت مسافره وقت ما أنا اجيت على سياتل، المخلوقة طلعت عامله عمليه هناك، فقلت لحالي يا بنت خلي عندك ذوق وروحي إنتي تعرفي عليها

 حكيت مع وحده من البنات إلي بعرفهم هون وطلبت منها انها تاخدني و نروح مشان أتعرف عليها و أهنيها  بالسلامة، قام شوووووو طلعت هديك الست عامله جمعت نسوان ولامه كل نسوان الحارة، و محسوبتكم طبعاً ما إلها على هادي الحركات بالمرة، قلت ماشي يلا مش غلط، بس طلعت غلط وستين غلط كماااان، يا خرابي على إلي صار

قعدوا البنات عفواً النسوان و عينك ما تشوف إلا النور،على قصص سخيفه، مين اشترت أغلى بلوزه، او إلي زنّنّنّت على زوجها لحد ما جبلها طقم الكنبايات أبو ال- ١٢٠٠٠ دولار لأنو كتير طالع موضة السنه، و أنا قاعده يا غافل الك الله، بستنى يحكووا اشي مفيد، أبداً!!

أنا عاد متى ولعت معي؟؟ لما قعدوا أكتر من ٢٠ دقيقة يحكوووا للي اجت من السفر كيف انهم غيروا بلاط المول بغيابها، وهديك زي إلي حكيتلها إنو رايح عليها اشي كتير كبير…  الله أكبر، ٦ بنات قاعدين  بحكو عن بلاط المول؟؟؟ ليه؟؟ مافي اشي تاني بالحياه نحكي عنو غير وين صرفوا فلوس ازواجهم والأشياء التافهة التانيه…

يي صحيح نسيت أحكيلكم عن مشهد تنتيف وبر الوحيده إلي مش موجوده معهم، وكيف إنو هي ما بتفهم ومو منيحه وما بعرف شو بتعمل كمان، لأنو أنا صراحة بطلت اركز بعد هيك، فما بعرف شو حكوا كمان

أنا أخدت قرار ، مدام إني عارفه حالي مش خرج سواليف النسوان ليه بعمل بحالي هيك؟ لا زيارات نسوان بعد اليوم، إذا كتير حابه اني ازور، بسحب حالي و بروح ازور العالم مع زوجي، ساعة زمان، كيف حالكم، شكراً على ضيافتكم، و سلام ، أما اني أضيع ٣ ساعة من نهاري على سواليف فارطه.. لأ وألف لأ

 و الابلى من هيك إنو كل وحده قاعده تلعن ابو أفطاسه لزوجها، تعال احكي لوحده فيهم، قومي اشتغلي وساعديه، بتقلك ليه هو أنا ما بكفيني شغل البيت!! ولك أي بيت هادا و إنتي حتى بلاط المول صار عندك قصة.. آاخ بس، أنا مبارح بس اكتشفت اني غير مؤهله اني أعد بالبيت بدون شغل

هاف أ نايس ويك اند…

Awal eshi, Wus up people?? A5barkom, still alive?? LOL! Yeah yeah yeah I’m still alive walahi, ya3ni I know I haven’t wrote a word in ages, and you have all the right enkom tsebbo 3alai, bs walahi I don’t have time to a7ok rasi.. it’s like I’m always out of time, and the funnies part is, I start dosing on the couch around 10:00PM mn el ta3ab.. walahi 3eshna o shofnaki ya Mai betnami abl el sha7adeh o bent.ha!!!

NOW!! I want to awaje3 raskom shwai, la2 really, I have to tell you ya jama3a, cuz I’m about to Af2a3, first answer me PLEASE, eash benesbeh la el banaaaaaaaaaaat???

Shoofo sho sar, since the day I got married I noticed something about girls with Husbandy, and before ma balkom yroo7 la b3eed, it’s not about him being neswanji, Husbandy mafi menno, it’s the other way aroud, and if I wanna tell you all the stories, prepare yourself for a 94385794358435743578 episode mosalsal, bs shofo sho sar..

Scene 1:

Me and Husbandy in the store buying our weekly grocery, at the cashier a girl helping some guy and her kashara is like 45 meter long, when it’s our turn all what he said was HI, o 3eenak ma tshoof ella le noor, her kashara turned into a smile mn el dan la el dan, and started chatting and laughing loud t2ool betza’3ze’3 feeha!!! Lemmi elli we2e3 mennek ya5ti eash fi?? Once  he turn at me and said my wife “whatever the rest of the sentence was” she looked at me and her kashara was back to 50meter long, ahla o sahla ya5ti!!

Scene 2:

We are buying a cake as we were heading to our friends house HUsbandy is standing in line and trying to be nice as the lady behind us are about to explode and all he asked was when is her due date, o el ma5loo2a zai elli ma sada2at 7aka ma3aha, o 3ala haha o hehe, o bel a5er she was like ” you wanna touch it??”, Samer looked at her o el maskeen was shocked, he didn’t know what to do, he laughed to be nice without telling her that she just freaked him out el maskeen.

Scene 3:

As we were filling the car with gas a woman came to him and screamed b nos dano, DID YOU SEE THE PRICES??????? Poor him, he jumped mn makano and turned trying to see what was that zamoor, to find a lady laz2a feeh laze2, el mseebeh enno there were like 6 more cars in the gas station, and her car was on the other side aslan!! HMMMM!!! Raqeeqa o shafafeh ana??  Can’t you see me in the car ya habla ya bent el 3abeeta?? He was super nice as he always is, when he came back, he was like, eash feeh?? mn wean tel3at hai??

And that’s not the case with none Arab women only, I mean it’s always like that, I remember in Eid when we went to visit some friends and…

Scene 4:

we met a girl and her husband, and what are the chances, her bro was his best friend back at college, and she saw him mn hoon and starts screaming mn hoon “MESH MA32OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.. SAMER QWAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEER??? OH MY GOD!!!”  she left her husband and el nas and started asking about his phone numbers and where do we live o 7asheesh,, EH!!! 7asseh 7alii shafafeh 3an jad!! She got his phone number and 2 days later she called him and asked us to visit them, and in the end of the message “OOOOOOOOOOOOOH, and I need your wife’s phone number please” ya sabaaaaaaaaaaaaaa7 el ward, ma lessa badri, halla2 I found out later that she is super nice and all, bs still… and I’m not the jealous type bel marra, la2 jd you won’t see the smoke coming out of my head Abadan.

I have no idea why women seem to naturally gravitate towards him

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH that felt so good, I was suppose to blog about it loooooooong time ago , I know this post is super long bs it’s been a while right??