If Men Got Pregnant…

  • Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.
  • There would be a cure for stretch marks.
  • Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
  • Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
  • All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
  • Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
  • Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
  • They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
  • Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
  • Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
  • Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
  • They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
  • Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.


15 Responses to “If Men Got Pregnant…”

  1. kinzi Says:

    Heh-heh, these take on new meaning now that you are pregnant!

  2. whisper Says:

    LOOOOL well…that was funny
    and very true

    I liked them all :D

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  4. hamede Says:

    Women would rule the world!

  5. Maioush Says:

    Kinzi,
    LOL! I know right, it sounds so right coming from a pregnant woman :D

    Whisper:
    :D I didn’t write them they are all over the Internet, but now that i’m pregnant i sounded right LOL!

    Hamede:
    Oh yeah!

  6. afaf Says:

    someone is having really a good mood today…
    dayman inshalla

  7. sozan Says:

    looooooooool that’s so funny but it is also right

  8. Dreamy Villager Says:

    That was really good :)
    But if they got pregnant they will start thinking what if women got pregnant ;)

  9. Jano Says:

    In your case, Jano would still be visiting :p miss you guys :(

  10. KJ Says:

    It’s all Samer’s fault

  11. Maioush Says:

    Afaf:
    Hehehe it’s Saturday :) I just love the weekend!

    Sozan:
    I know sa7?? LOL! :D

    Dreamy Villager:
    Fekrek? LOL! We won’t have something to complain about hehehe

    Jano:
    We miss you too!! :(

    KJ:
    LOOOOOOOOOOL!

  12. Mohammad B. Irshid Says:

    hahahahhahahahaaaaaa..
    thanks god because it’s only “IF” :)

  13. jessyz Says:

    hehehehe, yes things would be very different.
    They would probably have post partum depression that lasted until their mid life crisis.

    I actually read somewhere that their spines can’t take the extra weight and that womens’ backs are different and can adapt to it.

    Rabena ye2aweeeeki el sara7a!

  14. Batoul Says:

    I would love to see one man go through labor la yseer 3ebra lali ma byfham. Lisa manly wo stronger wo ba6eekh. Women power… All power to you LOL.. you’re next in line bahaha… ok sorry, I have to support. *goes back to the BS shes been saying to Maioush all along* :P MWAH!

  15. Batoul Says:

    PS: Can you possibly change your theme? kthnx. Put a pregnant woman.. khalasna bride lool.

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