Maioush

In the spirit of social situations (how’s that for alliteration?), let’s address those awkward encounters that we find all too frequently — and what we can do about them. And by “we” I mean that these are true stories of my own, or friends who shall remain nameless.   Over Email Awkward Situation: You receive an […]

BRAINLESS ALERT: A friend of mine had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told them that one of their problems was that they did not have a “large” enough motor on the opener. she thought for a minute, and said that they had the largest one made at that time–a 1/2 horsepower. He […]

Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. Men would be eager to […]

I had to post this guys, I mean seriously.. I have to share the laugh :D LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Click on the picture for a good laugh :D

A guy was telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious argument the night before.“But it ended,” he said, “when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees.”“What did she say?” asked the friend.The husband replied, “She said, ‘Come out from under that bed, you coward!’”

1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo. 6. We don’t have to pass gas […]

 I heard this story long long time ago, and for some reason I remembered it tonight, well let me admit.. I can’t sleep and I need to write something funny, because my mind is going 1000mph and where else can I go but here :) A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. […]

1. “Let’s take your car.” Really means…. “Mine is full of soda cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas.” 2. “It’s a guy thing.” Really means…. “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.” 3. “Can I help with dinner?” Really means…. […]

1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay. 2. There would be a cure for stretch marks. 3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. 4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem. 5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. 6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet […]