Why do I love you?

What tender thread bound my heart to yours?

You with your shields that bend so far without

breaking their hold on your love.

Why do I love you?

With all the pain that any relationship can bring?

With all the misunderstandings that can exit between

two people who are both scared and unsure.

Why do I love you?

Do you understand the true extent of the word?

It can mean so much or too little depending on the

ease with which a person speaks it.

Why do I love you?

Will I always be one step ahead of you?

Looking over my shoulder to see when and if

your spirit catches flight and joins mine.

Why do I love you?

Because of your spirit.

Because of your soul.

Because of who you are and what you will be.

Because of who I am when I’m with you.

Because of what we bring to each other.

Because….I just do.

And that may scare you as it sometimes does me….

But fears were made for conquering.

And this connection was made to last.

And given time and the star’s bright light…

I’ll prove this to you.

 Look at this bloggers, I saw a post that Qwaider wrote a while ago about the visitors on Qwaider Planet, BUT…  look at this number! :D

Qwaider, beat that number ashoof! :D

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

8. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

9. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

10. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

11. We will never regret piercing our ears.

12. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

13. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren’t listening anyway.

When you’re weary of the world’s turmoil
and need a safe haven to rest
you can step into the warmth of my caring
and find sanctuary in me.

When confusion lines the path you walk
And causes you to question and doubt who you are,
you can find security in the depth of my understanding
and my vision of who you are and what good lies within you.

When you feel the world plots against you
I will always be there to show you the joy you can find.
When you feel no one is on your side
I’ll be there with my hand reaching out to you.

When we both are angry
I’ll always be ready to move ahead and let it go.
When it seems no one considers you
I’ll always try to let you know that I do.

And when it seems you fail to consider me,
I’ll try to remember that we
see things from different viewpoints,
and mine may not be the clearest vision.

When our needs and wants don’t correspond,
I’ll seek the compromise and not allow mine to overshadow yours.

When you need the space to find yourself again
I will try to step away and be here only from a distance.

When you’re ready to embrace the warmth
that two people who genuinely like each other bring,
I will be standing close by with arms that
offer a lover’s gentle embrace.

And when you think that there’s no security left
in this world, I’ll show you that it can be found
in two like hearts and spirits.
In friendship that glows with more.

When the heart sings and the spirit soars,
the music of life is complete.
I promise to always help you hear the music
and never miss the song.

 I heard this story long long time ago, and for some reason I remembered it tonight, well let me admit.. I can’t sleep and I need to write something funny, because my mind is going 1000mph and where else can I go but here :)

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was!

Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.

Right to a McDonald’s they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, Pepsi, and M&Ms.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

He leaned over and lovingly, asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”

One eye opened. “You idiot, I meant my dress size.”

The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he’s still gonna get it wrong.

I finally decided to use the gift card I got ages ago for that spa, it was 2 hours of full massage, and body scrub, very nice thank you,  with only one problem, I don’t feel comfortable taking off  my clothes out!

That’s why I didn’t really feel like spending that gift card, but I was so bored Saturday that I was welling to do any thing, so I was like “whatever, I’ll try it”.

I got there, a Mexican lady greeted me at the door, my first impression was “Hmm, she doesn’t look like a professional to me, her eyebrows were too thin, nails and her toes were… Hmmm, how do I say that in a nice way? It was a mess!, you can tell that she doesn’t really care much about all that.

I mean if you are working in a spa, the first thing you have to take care of is the things that you actually do for people, your look!! How are suppose to do people something that you can’t do for yourself? I was praying in my head that she is not the one who will be giving me the massage for the day, and thank god she wasn’t!

Few minute later, an Indian lady walked in to the room, that’s when I smiled :) , eyebrows are nicely done, makeup.. good, lab coat , Hmm, I guess I like that! OH OH OH she was wearing a very very cute golden shoes, and I mean CUTE, with a little flower on the side, I guess I saw that on a magazine recently .. ME LIKE!! :D

I got to the room, Is that strawberry scented candle in the room I smell?? YUMMY!! the second I entered the room I felt so relaxed.

It was the most relaxing 2 hours EVER, she actually stretched every single muscle in my body, OH MY GOD!!  Feels sooooooooo good, I didn’t wanna leave, now I really love the person who sent me that gift card, it’s the best thing you can do for anybody you know really!!

After I left there I got myself the most delicious smoothie ever, ::sigh:: now I wish I can have that every day!

What the hell?? What’s with guys these days?? They are getting stupider every single second, I can’t take their stupidity anymore, walakom Khalas ghabaaaaa2!!!

I’m furious, some guys have no respect for themselves or other what so ever, just because I’m not responding to you fool, it doesn’t mean I scared of you!!

Efhamooha 3ad.. Girls are not like that (well, I know I’m not), if you wanna pick a fight fine!! Just stay the hell away from me, I’m not gonna fight back, I’m not gonna say stuff, and I’m not gonna be a low class person and everything that comes to my mind, going behind my back and telling people that you scared the shit out if me is not gonna do you any good, I’m respecting myself when I’m not answering, not you, believe me not you.

And you know what’s really funny, they do that in public ONLY, when they send private messages.. MASHALLAAAAAAAAAAA ASAD!!! He is all nice and gentel, and welling to kiss my foot for forgiveness, one word.. CHEAP!!

God I promised that I’m not gonna write mad post anymore, bs I’ve had it, and I had to let it out, Ah! I feel a little better already.

This is what happens when you talk to hundreds of people; you pick the phone and go blaaank, but you still manage to know what the hell they are talking about!! :D

1. “Let’s take your car.” Really means…. “Mine is full of soda cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas.”
2. “It’s a guy thing.” Really means…. “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”
3. “Can I help with dinner?” Really means…. “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
4. “Uh huh,” “Sure, honey,” or “Yes, dear.” Really mean…. Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response like Pavlov’s dog drooling.
5. “Good idea.” Really means…. “It’ll never work. And I’ll spend the rest of the day gloating.”
6. “Have you lost weight?” Really means…. “I’ve just spent our last $30 on a cordless drill.”
7. “It would take too long to explain.” Really means…. “I have no idea how it works.”
8. “I’m getting more exercise lately.” Really means…. “The batteries in the remote are dead.”
9. “We’re going to be late.” Really means…. “Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac.”
10. “Take a break, honey, you’re working too hard.” Really means…. “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”
11. “That’s interesting, dear.” Really means…. “Are you still talking?”
12. “Honey, we don’t need material things to prove our love.” Really means…. “I forgot our anniversary again.”
13. “It’s a really good movie.” Really means…. “It’s got guns, knives, fast cars, and Heather Locklear.”
14. “That’s women’s work.” Really means…. “It’s difficult, dirty, and thankless.”
15. “Go ask your mother.” Really means…. “I am incapable of making a decision.”
16. “You know how bad my memory is.” Really means…. “I remember the theme song to ‘F Troop’, the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I’ve ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.”
17. “I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses.” Really means…. “The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.”
18. “Football is a man’s game.” Really means…. “Women are generally too smart to play it.”
19. “I do help around the house.” Really means…. “I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket.”
20. “Hey, I’ve got my reasons for what I’m doing.” Really means…. “And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.”
21. “I can’t find it.” Really means…. “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”
22. “What did I do this time?” Really means…. “What did you catch me at?”
23. “She’s one of those rabid feminists.” Really means…. “She refused to make my coffee.”
24. “No, I left plenty of gas in the car.” Really means…. “You may actually get it to start.”
25. “I heard you.” Really means…. “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next 3 days yelling at me.”
26. “You know I could never love anyone else.” Really means…. “I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.”
27. “You look terrific.” Really means…. “Oh, God, please don’t try on one more outfit. I’m starving.”
28. “I brought you a present.” Really means…. “It was free ice scraper night at the ball game.”
29. “I missed you.” Really means…. “I can’t find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper.”
30. “I’m not lost. I know exactly where we are.” Really means…. “No one will ever see us alive again.”
31. “We share the housework.” Really means…. “I make the messes, she cleans them up.”
32. “This relationship is getting too serious.” Really means…. “I like you more than my car.”
33. “Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful.” Really means…. “Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?”
34. “I don’t need to read the instructions.” Really means…. “I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help.”
35. “I’ll fix the garbage disposal later.” Really means…. “If I wait long enough you’ll get frustrated and buy a new one.”
36. “I broke up with her.” Really means…. “She dumped me.”
37. “I’ll take you to a fancy restaurant.” Really means…. “Someplace that doesn’t have a drive-thru window.”