Maioush

Why are men put in charge of ships in an ocean, satellites in outer space, and tanks in the desert, but they can’t seem to find the ketchup bottle in the refrigerator?

Top 10 Dream Killers 1. Don’t Get Up: Sleep in. You won’t miss much. And whatever you do miss will be picked up by someone else. 2. Don’t Ask: Fail to ask questions. What you don’t know doesn’t hurt you physically, it usually justs affects your bottom-line. 3. Don’t Tell: Fail to share your knowledge […]

   Good for you guys, you having another meeting while I’m away, I was hoping that I will meet all of you last March, but hey, things did go the way I planned. I saw an announcement on Aya’s Blog about it, I wish I can be there with you guys, but you will not […]

  I beg you.. PLEASE , mashan Allah, enough with the elections, Allah y5aleekom, I’ve been reading about elections on EVERY SINGLE BLOG for more than a month now. Ok, I get it, that’s what’s going on in Jordan I GET IT!! Bs mshaaaaaaaaaaaan el anbeya, aboos eideekom, I got an election over dose news; […]

 Khalas 3ad, enough stupidity mshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan allah, enough with all the bullshit, seriously I can’t take any more. Ya3ni when somebody is trying to do a good freaking thing, instead of getting some freakin APPRECIATION, they get the stupidest comments I’ve ever seen in my whole life!!! Some people are just too much, they call people […]

 So Eid is Friday, No it’s Saturday, la2 la2 Friday, NOOOOOOO ya jama3a Saturday.. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! This was the issue for the whole day, we called several Islamic centers, and each one of them says different thing, ENNO O BA3DEAN!!! I hate Eid in this country, each year we have the same problem, enno tayeb if […]

Once upon a time, there lived a stupid owl. Yes, yes, we all know that owls are supposed to be wise and intelligent. But Habeeleh, for that was the name of this particular owl, wasn’t. He was, by his own admission, stupid. “I’m stupid,” said Habeeleh. “Yes, I know,” replied his friend, as if from […]

I did this zodiac quiz the other day and it gave me a Gemini personality, like so: Discover your Zodiac Personality @ Quiz Me   Now, this is quite interesting because I’m actually a Gemini (very much so) with Taurus rising and a large clump of planets in Libra. For those to whom it makes […]

Lots of things irritate me, on account of how I am easily irritated. Most of all, I am irritated by stupidity, especially stupidity caused by lack of attention to obvious detail. No more is this demonstrated than in my total aversion to the misuse of words and one thing that really drives me insane is […]

During my life I’ve been the one known to hang out with guys more than girls, not because I grew up between 3 of them, and that had nothing to do with me being e tom boy (I’m not, don’t you dare say I am!!), girls, I love you so much, and I really enjoy […]