Maioush

• Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.
• There would be a cure for stretch marks.
• Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
• Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
• All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
• Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
• Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
• They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
• Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
• Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
• Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
• They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
• Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

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