If Men Got Pregnant…
Posted by Maioush . Published on 11 July 2009
- Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.
- There would be a cure for stretch marks.
- Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
- Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
- All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
- Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
- Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
- They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
- Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
- Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
- Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
- They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
- Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
July 11th, 2009 at 10:20 AM
Heh-heh, these take on new meaning now that you are pregnant!
July 11th, 2009 at 11:03 AM
LOOOOL well…that was funny
and very true
I liked them all
July 11th, 2009 at 11:13 AM
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July 11th, 2009 at 11:35 AM
Women would rule the world!
July 11th, 2009 at 12:47 PM
Kinzi,
LOL! I know right, it sounds so right coming from a pregnant woman
Whisper:
I didn’t write them they are all over the Internet, but now that i’m pregnant i sounded right LOL!
Hamede:
Oh yeah!
July 11th, 2009 at 12:57 PM
someone is having really a good mood today…
dayman inshalla
July 11th, 2009 at 2:48 PM
looooooooool that’s so funny but it is also right
July 12th, 2009 at 2:19 AM
That was really good
But if they got pregnant they will start thinking what if women got pregnant
July 12th, 2009 at 5:23 AM
In your case, Jano would still be visiting
miss you guys 
July 12th, 2009 at 8:52 AM
It’s all Samer’s fault
July 12th, 2009 at 9:01 AM
Afaf:
I just love the weekend!
Hehehe it’s Saturday
Sozan:
I know sa7?? LOL!
Dreamy Villager:
Fekrek? LOL! We won’t have something to complain about hehehe
Jano:
We miss you too!!
KJ:
LOOOOOOOOOOL!
July 12th, 2009 at 6:24 PM
hahahahhahahahaaaaaa..
thanks god because it’s only “IF”
July 13th, 2009 at 5:28 AM
hehehehe, yes things would be very different.
They would probably have post partum depression that lasted until their mid life crisis.
I actually read somewhere that their spines can’t take the extra weight and that womens’ backs are different and can adapt to it.
Rabena ye2aweeeeki el sara7a!
July 13th, 2009 at 6:09 AM
I would love to see one man go through labor la yseer 3ebra lali ma byfham. Lisa manly wo stronger wo ba6eekh. Women power… All power to you LOL.. you’re next in line bahaha… ok sorry, I have to support. *goes back to the BS shes been saying to Maioush all along*
MWAH!
July 13th, 2009 at 6:10 AM
PS: Can you possibly change your theme? kthnx. Put a pregnant woman.. khalasna bride lool.