PRICELESS WORDS (LOOOOOOOOL!)

OK.. I got this on my Email today, maybe most of you knows it already, well… I didn’t get it till today Grin , I wasn’t planning to blog about it, but it cracked me up Smile .. so cute kaman Oops!

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that
it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
‘Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!’
 
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and
sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, ‘Son, what happened last
night?’  
His son says, ‘Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door’.

 

Confused, the man asks, ‘So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!’

His son replies, ‘Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,  
 
‘LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M MARRIED!’

Moral:
Self-induced hangover – $ 400.00
Broken crockery – $ 800.00
Breakfast – $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk * ‘PRICELESS”

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11 Responses to “PRICELESS WORDS (LOOOOOOOOL!)”

  1. Lost Within Says:

    LoooooooooooooooooLLLLL!!
    thanx for the laugh Maioush ! this is just funny !! LOL!

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  2. SimSim Says:

    looooooooooool

    that was really funny Grin

    ReplyReply
  3. nido Says:

    hheehehhee…funnyyyGrin

    ReplyReply
  4. sam Says:

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL that is a good one…

    ReplyReply
  5. Ola Says:

    LOOL!!

    ReplyReply
  6. wonders Says:

    loooooooooooool!!

    ReplyReply
  7. mr.anonymous Says:

    and the wife never figured out its his line with ugly chicks…

    ReplyReply
  8. Hani Obaid Says:

    Awwwwwwh, it’s sweet in a twisted kinda way!

    ReplyReply
  9. Princess N Says:

    LOOOL.. very funny, altough I dont think he really ment it or her already knew it was his wife Smile

    ReplyReply
  10. Abed Hamdan Says:

    lool good one

    ReplyReply
  11. KJ Says:

    Smalla 3aleih kteer mo7taram

    ReplyReply

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