If Men Got Pregnant (Humor)
Posted by Maioush . Published on 12 January 2008
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.
2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.
3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
8. They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
12. They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
14. Women would rule the world.
January 12th, 2008 at 10:19 PM
Oo ba3dain ma3aki inti!!?
January 12th, 2008 at 10:51 PM
WAHOO! Mai, you are on a roll! These are great! May have to link you again!
January 12th, 2008 at 11:14 PM
Qwaider:
LOL! sho bedak??
Kinzi:
it’s the “make of guys week for me” 
HAHAHAHA go ahead
January 12th, 2008 at 11:38 PM
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January 13th, 2008 at 12:49 AM
lol : ) I guess men will never understand what pregnancy is, we only have to dream.
January 13th, 2008 at 9:05 AM
heh! pregnancy 2al, a baby creature is like 3 or 4 kiloz! pull urselves together women..forgot the stories of great grandmothers who used to give birth on their own while in the field of olives.
January 13th, 2008 at 3:57 PM
Tamra:
LOL! yeah
mr.anonymous:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL yeah yeah yeah!! those days are over you know
January 14th, 2008 at 2:33 AM
Mr. Anon, honey, try a bowel movement that weighs 3 or 4 kilos.
January 14th, 2008 at 2:45 AM
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January 14th, 2008 at 8:48 AM
i said start running..not start a new post about men arrrgggghhh!!!!
2 more days mai..
tick–tack–tick–tack–tick!
January 14th, 2008 at 9:07 AM
Maher, tic-tak is the candy. YOU mean ‘tick-tOck’, like from Peter Pan. That must make you the crocodile!