IS THAT LIPSTICK ON YOUR CARROT?
A couple of days ago I bought this lipstick that’s supposed to plump up the lips to 40% of their normal size, one of my friends bought it convinced me to buy it. It’s got collagen or something in it. I really hate these kind of things, as mine are fine and I don’t need these weird products. But I thought I’d try it myself to see if these things work.
There’s meant to be this sort of tingle after you put the lipstick on and I did feel something, but not that much. Anyway, after I’d applied it and seen nothing particularly amazing in the mirror, I decided to go clean-up the living room. Whilst doing so, I discovered a bag of carrots on the fireside rug (don’t ask, I have a very strange brothers). Feeling peckish, I took a carrot out of the bag and bit hard on it.
WRONG. I didn’t bite hard on the carrot – well I did, but only partly. I also bit hard on my lip. I totally misjudged the position of said lip because it was sort of stuck out more than usual. I also learnt something new, namely that carrot and blood do not go together well in terms of taste and the combination is therefore not recommended for those without vampiric leanings.
Conclusion: The lipstick works, but should carry a health warning.
September 5th, 2007 at 11:25 PM
ana wala yomken ajazef heek mojazafe .. belta2keed hai el2omor feha she bedor… sho bedek ya3ne?? don’t use it maiouush 5aleke normal
September 6th, 2007 at 12:42 AM
Try Seventeen 25..it’s awesome ;P
September 6th, 2007 at 12:46 AM
Bara2:
akalna hawa 
me too walahi, bs u know had heak bs teslai, i dont’ really need it, and i dont’ even like it, but see, el nata2ej ma kanat moshaje3a
Manal:
is that a brand? i usually use Biotherm, i like it, mo kteer ‘3ali o ma bat7assas menno
September 6th, 2007 at 1:45 AM
kah kah kah…jad da7kteneee…lol…u wanaa the truth i was thinking of using it for my upper lip, since it is small comparied to the upper lip.i did not thought it is so effective…i guess after what u said i’ll try it…lol…by the way …good descovering…
September 6th, 2007 at 3:09 AM
my lips hurt after reading your post
September 6th, 2007 at 6:10 AM
Here is another reason To Thank God i am a Male!!
THANK YOU GOD !!
September 6th, 2007 at 6:46 AM
loool ya maioush !! you didn’t say for how long the affect lasted ?? and if anybody noticed the change ??
September 6th, 2007 at 9:51 AM
LOOOOOOOL
Girls
, Maioush as i always tell u work on ur NOSE 
first ..
wallah 3alekom Gesas
September 6th, 2007 at 10:16 AM
salamat….
September 6th, 2007 at 11:12 AM
HAHAHAHAHA
OMG
HAHAHAHA
For real this thing exists?? I have never heard of this lipstick. …
sigh…what women go through.
Tab maybe it’s an allergen, ya3ni everybody has an allergy to it and that is why your lip puffs up…hehehehe
Ta7sheeeeeeeesh ..
September 6th, 2007 at 2:01 PM
Miss Sea Lover:
… I guess the stupid thing works, but honey I don’t recommend these things, cuz of the side effects
LOOOOOOOOOOOL, I hate these things, but u know how girls are
Jumana:
.. it’s swollen now ..
Me too
Maher:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, ya3leak
Noura:
Well everybody noticed cuz my lip is all swollen :S … I hurt myself hard
Qabbani:
My nose??? Allah ysam7ak!!
Afaf:
Allah ysallem 3omrek ya rab
7aki Fadi:
…
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, I don’t know what that thing do, but I’m throwing it away
September 7th, 2007 at 2:41 AM
ouch! poor maioush…*lol* that is too funny…i guess u should have looked a bit longer in the mirror
September 9th, 2007 at 12:16 AM
lol & ouch!
tayeb use vaseline and save urself the headache
it actually works